i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell
what if the human race dies out and then the next superior race is trying to find stuff out about us and all they find is pictures of penises that 6th graders drew on things
“There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable. You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.” - Tina Fey
I’ve been single for a while now, and I have to say it’s going really well. Like, it’s working out. I think I’m the one.
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
just listened to Hop Along for probably the first time in 2 years and i’m feelin the nostalgia for the time when i last listened to it but also the nostalgia for the time that i felt nostalgia for when i first listened to it